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[DramatisPersonae]

Aj get a litl pissd ven aj dount knou hau to pas sam levl
Bat, itc najs dou.
:)

[DejanP]

Hteo bi i ja neshto da kazem povodom pominjanja imena vidovite Bube na ovom forumu,a u negativnom kontekstu.
Vidovite Bube se secam josh iz vremena kad je pisala za Trece oko,gde je na otprilike 2 strane odgovarala na probleme chitatelja. Mene su oduvek interesovale onostrane (ili bolje reci ovostrane)teme pa sam skoro redovno kupovao taj chasopis.To je bilo vreme najvece krize 90-tih godina,vreme nemashtine,turbo-folka , kriminala i licemerja na sve strane.Iako sam tada bio mlad,mogao sam iz njenih tekstova da osetim tih dana retko vidjenu energiju ,razumevanje.Ni trunke gordosti,zluradosti i neke uzvishenosti niste mogli videti u tim odgovorima.Samo pokushaji da se pomogne.A sigurno je medju tim ljudima bilo raznih osoba ,od dobrih do loshih.I treba uci u taj svet i prihvatiti sav taj chemer ,crninu i oholost,lazni moral tih ljudi i na lep nachin im odgovoriti.
Ja nisam do sada imao prilike da upoznam tu divnu zenu (a nadam se da hocu), a takodje ni vi niste imali prilike da je vidite na televiziji (koliko znam tamo se nije pojavljivala)pa mi je neshvatljiva tolika zloba u komentarima na nekoliko redova tekstova koji neizrazavaju nikakvu negativnu emociju.
Indikativno je da su takve komentare postavili ljudi: Domaci izdajnik  , Zile Zilet,Vogue = Moda .
Nevalja biti toliko gord i omalovazavati druge ljude koji hoce da pomognu.Probajte se na trenutak shaliti na svoj rachun.Mnogo je zdravije.
I josh jedna stvar.Zapitajte se shto toliko puno ljudi ,kada dodju u bezizlaznu situaciju moli Boga za pomoc.Zapitajte se ako nedaj Boze dodjete u takvu situaciju,dali ce te dobiti ikakvu pomoc.

[Domaci izdajnik]

Haha, e, šta sve perfidna kritika proizvodi. Sjatile se bube čim su čule da ih neko citira.

Pa, dobro, bre, kakve veze ima što sam te (vas) citirao? Postoji tema koja se zove "Kultni srpski muzikanti" gde citiramo narodnjake, smejemo se, uživamo, i oni nemaju ništa protiv. Što se Buba buni?  Ajde, bubalo, ako želiš objasni odakle ti inspiracija za onako genijalne stihove.

[DejanP]

Perfidna kritika ? Gde u tvom postu ti vidis perfidnu kritiku ?
Ja samo vidim jednu netachnu tvrdnju (da se Buba bavi astrologijom) i neku meni sasvim nerazumljivu zluradost naspram njenih stihova i knjige.

[lasta]

Pa, dobro, bre, kakve veze ima što sam te (vas) citirao? Postoji tema koja se zove "Kultni srpski muzikanti" gde citiramo narodnjake, smejemo se, uživamo, i oni nemaju ništa protiv. Što se Buba buni?  Ajde, bubalo, ako želiš objasni odakle ti inspiracija za onako genijalne stihove.

Ne znam kome se to obracas,domaci izdajnice, kad kazes da si nas citirao.
Nisi ti citirao ni mene, ni ( mislim da se covek zvase ) Dejan, nego zenu koja je napisala jednu zaista lepu i korisnu knjigu koju je i Ministarstvo proglasilo kao jednu od velikog kulturnog znacaja.
Ocigledno da je nisi ni procitao a sprdas se sa njom.
To dovoljno govori o tebi.
Ali zapitaj se ko se smeje stvarima koje ne razume ili o kojima nema pojma?
Kada budes uradio nesto upola korisno onda se javi.

[Nihilist]

30 Things we Learned from Porn
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1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy lays.
11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushesthe boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your dick in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patients dicks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's dick, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a dick there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

[Morella]

Hhahaha

[DramatisPersonae]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/gSjP4oS0DwA&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/gSjP4oS0DwA&rel=1</a>

Reci pesme:

Poetic Assassin - Inverti in Darkness

Too much blood-in my bathroom-too much blood-in my room-too much blood-too much blood-

I kiss the bloody chainsaw-I kiss the bloody axe-too much blood-too much blood...
(thanks bobbyconover for the good ear)

Sombody whisper in my ear

I washy my hands-over and a over-over and a over- I washy my hands-over and a over over and a ober-

I yi yi yi yi yi yi I'm-a-innocent- I yi yi yi yi yi yi I'm innocent

I was a very ordinary guy-I just a ordinary human being-

I killed him (them)-I I-a-I-Kilt him (them)-I washy my hands-over and a over-Oba and a oba-

I yi yi yi yi yi yi I'm innocnet-I yi yi yi yi yi yi yi I'm innocent-

Too much blood! Too much Blood! Too much blood! Too much blood!

...

Prison aint shit-I never saw anything-prison aint shit-prison aint shit-he was an empty-empty soul-prison aint shit-prison aint shit

She said the moment she was born-always-prison aint shit

Something didnt fit-prison aint shit

Tell your brother nothing-nothing-nothing-nothing-prison aint shit-I washy my hand-ober and a ober-

Too much blood in my batharoom-too much blaaaaaaaaaad!

Please help me-help me from my... hole

Please help me-please take my hand-I wahsy my hand ober and a ober-I'm fucking (fucky) innocent-I'm fucking (fucky) innocent!

[Morella]

I yi yi yi yi yi yi

Say what?

[lanavi]

Kako otkriti koliko ste stari prema tome koliko jedete u restoranima:
Nemojte reci koliko ste stari, ionako cete lagati ali malo matematike vezane za vase restoranske navike i eto odgovora!
Za manje od minuta mozete dobiti odgovor, pod uslovom da se ne gleda unapred.


1. Prvo odaberite broj zeljenih odlazaka u restoran preko nedelje (mora biti veci od jedan, ali manji od 10)


2. Pomnozite taj broj s 2, samo zato da bolje izgleda.


3. Dodajte 5.


4. Pomnozite rezultat s 50.


5. Ako je vas rodjendan ove godine vec prosao dodajte 1758...
A ako tek dolazi onda dodajte 1757.


6. Sada oduzmite cetvorocifren; broj godine kada ste rodjeni.


Rezultat bi trebao biti trocifren broj.


Prvi broj je broj odlazak u restoran koji ste izabrali.
Iduca dva broja su: Vasa starost!

[Domaci izdajnik]

Rino našla, a ja da postavim.

[1jeAhonen]

ha ha ah jadnik...